party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
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Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
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So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
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