How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
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we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
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Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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