Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
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Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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