David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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