i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
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Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
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And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
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