You work out of a Hotel?
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
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