Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
I would ride that face into the sunset
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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