Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
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