i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
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