i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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