Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
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This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
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I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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