Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
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What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
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is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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