Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
I thought spray tan was a myth
?
You know, something that only happens in Jersey
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
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You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
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Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
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