U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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