Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
