when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
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pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
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