And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
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