you turned your livingroom into a bong?
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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