He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
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Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
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She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
Thumbs up
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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