so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
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while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
Can I color on your dick again?
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Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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