Say something about gay babies.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
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There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
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Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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