would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
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I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
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Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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