hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
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you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
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Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
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