Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
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I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
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I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
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