It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
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