I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
Randomize
