He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
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