I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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