I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
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I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
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She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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