But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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