Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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