Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
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That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
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This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
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