How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
organizing the empties. That sober.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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