No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
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