I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
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