Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.