I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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