Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
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I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
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I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
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