on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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