I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
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