"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
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I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
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I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day ππ#pensacolaproblems
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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