Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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