I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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