Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
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You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
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It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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