I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
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Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
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