***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
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