Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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