Duck Duck Cougar?
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
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Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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