in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
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we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
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You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
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