Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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