No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
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