? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
They took my balls.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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