We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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