Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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