he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
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im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
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SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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